I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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