if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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