I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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