Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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