youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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