Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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