Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
