they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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