So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You can't special order awesome
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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