i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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