didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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