She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think my moral compass just broke
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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