Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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