Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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