i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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