We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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