You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
