Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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