let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We had sex on a dog bed..
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
so much tequila, so little girl.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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