The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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