Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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