That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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