What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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