I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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