I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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