yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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