As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
