she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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