You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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