Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We have started to decorate penises.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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