He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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