I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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