ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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