you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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