I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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