we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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