i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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