Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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