I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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