with your own penis?
where am i from again
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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