Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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