If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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