Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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