I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
