My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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