I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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