hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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