ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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