she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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