you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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