D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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