i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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